You are driving your Range Rover home from watching the the championship Lakers-Celtics game at a West Hollywood hotel when the those darned paparazzi force you to crash into three other cars.
Of course you don't have your cell phone (where would you put it in that tight fitting dress anyway) so you leave the scene of the accident, walk home, and call 911.
We know it happens all of the time (like last night)…especially if you are January Jones, the vixen star of Mad Men.
According to police reports, "She walked away from photographers to call 911 and returned to the
scene," and, "There was no hit and run. Exchange of
The police report that alcohol and/or drugs were not involved, and that 32-year-old Jones was not cited or arrested.
Jones was however the target of a paparazzi feeding frenzy after gossip-inducing photo taken Wednesday morning showed her walking home in the same dress she wore the night before.