It came as no surprise to police in Ohio when Kile Wygle, 28, failed his sobriety test after crashing his motorized bar stool.
What was a bit surprising is that Wygle called 911 after he crashed his homemade bar stool.
Why? Because of his injuries of course.
When the police arrived and asked what happened he naturally said, "I wrecked my bar stool."
The bar stool, or is it a car stool, is capable of hitting 40 mph but Wygle was only doing 20 when he crashed.
According to the Smoking Gun:
"(a witness told police that he spotted someone driving a "strange
motorized machine" before the crash). A plastered Wygle, who failed a
series of field sobriety tests, was charged with DUI and driving with a
suspended license, both misdemeanors. His bar stool was not impounded."
